Try googling something like “how to make a VPN server”

Well, I guess I’m off to read the fkin wiki now.

You can always install an arch derivative like endeavour instead and click through the wizard

Multiple accounts, offline backup, better UI, don’t need to log in, etc.

Or it’s just a distro that allows you to have a list of packages, configs (when it’s not significantly simpler an clearer to just stow), and rollbacks for both. Depends on you.

I believe it’s got a death and purgatory feel to it if you don’t know some coding, so it should go nicely with the card.

or has the most packages of any distro

That’s very much open to discussion. You can’t just go by the number of packages because nixpkgs for example has multiple python versions as separate packages, each with a set of the same libraries just with a different prefix.