Rhynoplaz

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world

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Cake day: July 7th, 2023

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Rhynoplaz@lemmy.worldtoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•Why do we only have garbage?
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7 days ago
We must pronounce garbage VERY differently.

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Rhynoplaz@lemmy.worldtoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•Just found out that my doctor is a huge transphobe.
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13 days ago
Sounds like I’m their type, but I don’t get with phobes, even if they are a doctor.

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Rhynoplaz@lemmy.worldtoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•I bought a lemon from a rude, arrogant farmer.
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19 days ago
He’s just frustrated from dealing with those pesky lemon-stealing whores!!

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Rhynoplaz@lemmy.worldtoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•You know what really frosts my behind?
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21 days ago
My wife when she puts her strap-on in the freezer!

Ok, this one definitely dips into Uncle Joke territory.

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Rhynoplaz@lemmy.worldtoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•Sound Check
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28 days ago
Well played.

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Rhynoplaz@lemmy.worldtoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German went to see a show...
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2 months ago
I’m already practicing this one so I can disappoint my wife!

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