Holy shit, there’s a whole community for this?? Wow. I mean, I COULD post there, but, I’m pretty sure they are aware she exists. So at that point I’m just instigating a search dox party. I was just looking to make a joke to take the piss out of the fact I just got hit twice in the past hour. Actually going through with it seems a bit much. Sorry, I didn’t know that existed.

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Wait a second…

I don’t have a reference point for who “owns” pixelfed, or who gets the money. Therefore I don’t have a reference point for if this is a drop in the bucket, or a neverending waterfall of funding.

I thought nobody owned pixelfed. Therefore, wouldn’t each instance owner get the money? Thus making this like “each instance owner gets $5”?

Me: reads entire post

I have no idea what’s being discussed here. Are you saying they’re stealing your bank account numbers?

Downvoted. Not because I think reddit is better, but because this is clearly a circklejerk post, and what’s more reddit than THAT???

No good content??? My man!!! Have you not heard of Nicole??? The fediverse chick!!! Watch as she mindlessly smokes a cigerette as she stares blankly at her monitor.

Or you could try Veronica, as she uploads several videos every minute. All about Linux. Nobody knows how she does it…

I thought the punchline was going to be something like “My wife said she saw a fox on the way to work. I had to to explain to her what a mirror was. Such a ditzy blonde!”

“My Weird Brain” sounds like an 80s sitcom about a brain in a jar that can still somehow talk to people. And the backstory would be something like “One night, a lonely teenager tried ending his life by driving off a cliff. His body was unsalvagable, but his brain is preserved! Now he lives in a jar in the kitchen of government scientists kept secret from the public.”

“My Weird Brain is filmed by a live studio audiance”

Hey everybody! This guy KNOWS things! Let’s all laugh at the NERD!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

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But seriously, thank you for that knowledge. I learned something today! But, I got this whole comedy bit going here…and the number one rule of comedy is that you have to COMMIT!!!

Hey everybody! Such a mockery this person is within our vicinity! Ha ha ha ha ha! Such comedy to be had at ones expense!

Holy shit, what was a month ago??? Feels like last week.

Didn’t they start back up on another domain?

That’s what local is! Your instace’s local feed. I feel like we’re agreeing with each other, but there’s some confusion.

Isn’t that what he wants?

Sir, this a Wendys. Frostys are no longer 99 cents either. Unless you ean that teenie tiny trial size.

No need to add it. It exists. Just switch the view from “All” to “Local” and sort by “Hot”.

Hey everybody! This guy doesn’t know about 2/12! Let’s all laugh at him! Ha ha ha ha ha!

…I have no idea. Does ANYONE know what happened?

THE FEDIVERSE CHICK???! Wow. I heard she hardly ever messages ANYONE with this. Truely a rare message indeed.

…you want to digest Nicole?

I mean…I get where you’re coming from, but fuck that!

I’d have deleted the entire matrix server entirely. Washed my hands of the entire thing.

Because you can go to the police, and say “There’s child porn on MY server”, and the cops MIGHT work with you to catch the people actually posting it.

OR

They might take the easy way. There’s a guy here, saying he’s hosting a server with child porn. Arrest him, because we know who he is, and call it a win in the media. Yes thats not how the law works…but it’s how lazy and corrupt cops work.

Cops are never your friend. I’d avoid any interactions with them that you can.

First impressions: “Well this whole concept is a broken mess that could have a lot of promise if it were run correctly…”

Maybe the fediverse chick is becoming an expert in aliens?